The worst possible celebrity baby names, courtesy of the fine folks at Lapham’s Quarterly.
Possible horrible thought I am now vocalizing: Is anyone else worried Diva Thin Muffin grew up to have an eating disorder? (She seems to be doing fine, according to her Wiki. She made a cape for Diablo Cody, and also this: In 1999, Zappa released a comedy single called “When The Bell Drops” about her “hunt for someone to make out with on the Millennium”. Tipper Gore played drums on the recording and Kristen Gore sang backup vocals.)
Other thoughts: George Foreman, you idiot. Jamie Oliver basically wants to be Yogi Bear. REIGNBEAU. REIGNBEAU. REIGNBEAU.
